The funniest surnames in Russia and in the world

The content of the article

• Cool last names
• Funny surnames of people
• For VK for girls
• The funniest surnames in Russia
• For girls
• Funny male surnames
• The funniest surnames in the world
• Ukrainian
• Jewish
• Chinese first and last names
• Funny surnames of celebrities
• Top funny surnames

Like a family, they don’t choose a surname: everything is predetermined even before the birth of a child. The origin of funny names is connected with the traditions of different nations. Sometimes funny surnames in the passport become an obstacle to building a career, so it’s good that everyone has the right to change their first name and surname after reaching adulthood.

Cool last names

Unusual modern names are the memory of the era in which they appeared. In Russia, decent noble families began to be formed relatively recently, and before that families were accused of words used in folk speech and not subjected to any censorship. So, for example, if the father had one eye knocked out or he was lame, the family was called Kryvenky. With the same logic, Bezpalye, Bezukhie and Bezruchko were called. No other countries in the world can compare with Ukraine and Russia in the originality of names.

Funny Slavic, unusual surnames:

• Wise;
• Tearful;
• Miserable;
• Semirozum;
• Little jerk;
• Pyatizhopkin;
• Bobinchik, pr.

Funny surnames of people

Original, interesting surnames are for people of different nationalities. Many of them surprise and make you laugh to colic in your stomach. It is unlikely that everyone who got ridiculous surnames, first names or patronymics in the passport lives in harmony with them, because such people have to undergo scoffs and chuckles from others since childhood. Nevertheless, it is worthwhile to relate to this with irony and humor, because there will always be a person who is unlucky even more, for example, Love Cats or Zakhar Zapadlovsky.

For VK for girls

It is not very comfortable living with an inconsistent surname, so most girls tend to change, or at least hide it from others. Young women pick up beautiful, laconic pseudonyms for social networks, only partially resembling a real surname. Thanks to this, discontent and shame disappear, but friends, however, easily recognize girls. What cool surnames for Vkontakte exist? Examples of successfully modified aliases:

• for Naumenko Ira – Naum Irina, Naira;
• for Prus Sveta – Lana Tarakanova, Lana Prus;
• for Anna Kuznetsova – Anna Blacksmith (literal translation into English);
• for Nastya Ivanova – Ivanna Nastina (swap FI).

The funniest surnames in Russia

You can find carbon monoxide Russian surnames in the telephone directory. For example, in the capital there are several families with interesting options: Dobryden, Yesterday, Eibogins, Kaloshi, Kuku, Khvataimuhi, Shchiborshch, Zadneulitsa, Kukishi. The list can go on for a very long time: various authors (as a rule, social services workers) compile large-scale selections and ratings of the funniest names / surnames registered in Russia.

For girls

In any large team there are owners of strange, ugly and even obscene names. From a huge number, one can distinguish such interesting surnames for girls:

• Brekhunova;
• Zhopina;
• Kazyavkina;
• Sexual
• Mozgoyedov;
• Khryukin;
• Naked;
• Zhirnova;
• Durnopeiko;
• Snot;
• Dobrobab;
• Corpse;
• Lokhov;
• Inappropriately.

Complex double rare female names of Russians differ in a special “charm”:

• Shura-Bura;
• Kill-Joyful;
• Bita Marya;
• Honest-Good;
• Buffalo Cat.

Sometimes surnames that seem normal at first glance look strange and funny in combination with the professions of women. A selection of such funny, sometimes scary tandems:

• doctor of patients;
• artist of the fashion house Meshkova;
• beautician decrepit;
• sales clerk Skorobogatova;
• pediatrician Plague;
• earth geologist;
• store director Gnilomyasova;
• school principal book.

Funny male surnames

As a rule, funny male surnames catch the eye of those whose work is connected with the analysis of a huge number of letters and applications. Among the recipients and applicants you can meet Kozlov, Kiseli, Pasyukov and other citizens whose names cause a smile on their faces. The ridiculous and funny Russian surnames of Russian men are listed below. These include:

• Blyablin;
• Nadryshchev;
• Blyacherov;
• Bobbinchik;
• Kherenkov;
• Zababashkin;
• Glukin;
• Pupkin;
• Blyablin;
• Backdrops;
• Bobby
• Ababa
• Balls;
• Sukhozad;
• Syvocosis;
• Didu;
• Durnopeiko;
• Cord.

The funniest surnames in the world

Among other nations, Moldovans and Romanians succeeded in creating funny names. Among them there are many Boshar (in the translation “pumpkin”), Mosh (“grandfather”), Surdulov (“deaf”), Berbekaev (“ram”). Chechens are not inferior to these peoples, their families can be called Pomoyev, Sarajevo, Nadoev and even Playboy. The funniest names and surnames in the world are also found among Armenians and Georgians – these are Zaseyany, Opokhmelyany, Zarzhaveli, Dobegulia.

A lot of funny Japanese names – Nakamode, Sukasen, Oherachu, Komushishi, Shirehari, Herovato. An insurance agent, whose name is Chip Munk, lives in America. When pronouncing, the words join together and sound like “chipmunk”. In addition, the United States is known for the prevalence of a surname such as Assman, which translates into Russian as “ass-man.” The Canadian Wacko family would be dignified as Crazy. Polish resident Bzdaszek Zapadlovsky also excelled.

A separate list should be formed among famous personalities – football players and athletes. Foreigners proudly carry names in their own country, and in Russia they sound ridiculous and funny. List of football players who are unlucky with the name:

• Mandanda Steve;
• Child Paul;
• Sicinho;
• I am Conan Didier;
• Sloth Ivan;
• Gad Marjan;
• Kaka;
• Nasri Samir;
• Chuka Stefano Okaka;
• Kakalov George;
• Pukki Teemu;
• Fool Abdullah
• Popa Mariusz;
• Pivko Rafal;
• Ohogo Abu;
• Pukanych Adrian.

Ukrainian

Cossack roots can be recognized by the names in the passports of Ukrainians. The sharp-tongued Cossacks, not stinting, gave funny, sometimes even insulting nicknames to their brothers. So, to our time the funniest surnames of Ukrainians have survived:

• Vernavolya;
• Nastykhata;
• Davicose;
• Vykhrestyuk;
• Abyak;
• Fidget;
• Zazhryshchenko;
• Exhibit;
• Ridkokasha;
• Hakalo;
• Pindyura;
• Zhopinsky;
• Galushka
• Yellowfoot;
• Gulyayden;
• Gryzidub;
• Nosulya;
• Impure.

Jewish

Not only Slavic names can make Russians laugh. Funny Jewish surnames can only be evaluated in conjunction with the name. Such “pearls” include:

• Lolita Sole;
• Melon Merlin;
• Psyche Jacket;
• Cylinder Grave Digger;
• Monya the Bald;
• Leia Sherenga;
• Helmet Robovykamen;
• Itsyk Lechitsa;
• Me chalabees;
• Fanya Cork;
• Shmulik Rag;
• Rivka Shovel;
• Motya Naphthalene;
• Faina Dratva;
• Immanuel Portianka;
• Maria Help;
• Lena Dial;
• Pesya Barrier;
• Chaim Kukish;
• Tsyla Skurnik;
• Aron Benefit;
• Yosef Pshik.

Chinese first and last names

For foreigners, Chinese names are a set of hieroglyphs of incomprehensible meaning. However, every name in this country has a literal meaning, which is sometimes not just funny, but even indecent. Funny Chinese first and last names:

• Fan tong – means “fool”, “lazy person / parasite”;
• Lai gao chao – “to achieve orgasm”;
• Shan dianqiu – “ball lightning”;
• He hehe (does not need translation);
• Khang gao chao – “frequent orgasm”.

Even if you don’t go into the features of the translation, many Chinese people have names that are ridiculous in pronunciation:

• Sun Take Out the Vchay;
• Take It Out Drink;
• Take out Su Khim.

Funny surnames of celebrities

The real names of the stars of the Russian stage, cinema and show business are not as harmonious as their pseudonyms. Below is just a short list. Funny surnames of famous people (the first is a pseudonym, the second is a real name):

• Pavel Kashin – Pavel Kvasha;
• Jasmine – Sarandueva Sara;
• Queen Natasha – Tear Natasha;
• Marshal Alexander – Minkov Alexander;
• Malinin Alexander – Vyguzov Alexander;
• Andrey Razin – Vadim Krivorotov;
• Lolita Milyavskaya – Gorelik Lolita;
• Rotaru Sofia – Rotar Sofia;
• Abraham Russo – Ephraim Apjyan;
• Rubashkin – Boris Chernorubashkin;
• Stashevsky Vlad – Tverdokhlebov Vyacheslav.

Top funny surnames

For outsiders, very funny surnames are another reason to have fun, but their owners often have a hard time. Since kindergarten, such people have to endure peer ridicule, so many of these “lucky” sooner or later decide to make changes to their passport data. Below are the strangest surnames registered in the CIS countries:

• Crap;
• Golomudko;
• Worm;
• Vshivtsa;
• Rebeynos;
• Bananovich;
• Boobs;
• Adder;
• Vypirailova;
• Killwolf;
• Steering wheel;
• Single-dose;
• Dohlik;
• Uncle;
• Scumbag;
• Dulea;
• Drisch;
• Chmyryuk;
• Scrack;
• Beeline;
• Kakashkind.